I get all kinds of passengers in my taxi, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a soft spot for secretaries like Lucy Shine.

There’s no other kind of broad I can depend on to be as big of a slut than a woman who’s used to pleasing her boss. As soon as Lucy jumped in my cab, we started bantering, and I found out she was looking to make a change of career. When I told her my wife could help her swap jobs, she got excited thinking of being a bad girl with a married man. I couldn’t deny Lucy her cheating fantasy.