I almost kicked newspaper journalist Misha Mayfair out of my taxi today. She kept insisting I was John, the Fake Taxi Driver, and started to interrogate me on all these fake news stories going around about fake taxi drivers having fake sex in fake council car parks and whatnot. I told her she could use this headline: Reporter Licks Fake Taxi Driver’s Arsehole to Get a Story!
And do you know what? She said okay! Definitely not the answer I was expecting, but she was a cute little thing with big natural tits, and thick in all the best places, so why not? This chick could deepthroat so well, I’m sure she was sucking and fucking her way to the top for some time.
But when she opened her legs, I nearly fell in love. I fucking adore a hairy pussy! After we fucked for a bit, she even invited to me to pound her tight ass! I think the little slut just wanted a good rogering, to be honest, but she got her story either way!