What is it about a “girl next door” like Nela that is so sexy? I stopped this blonde hottie walking down the street in jeans and a T-shirt, and pulled out all my one-liners about hiring an assistant to work for my rich friend. Nela was skeptical at first, but she couldn’t turn down the amount of money I was offering her for an honest day’s work. When I told her that honest day’s work involved getting her tits out for cash, she realized flashing on the street was just like the public nudity of a nude beach, and she reconsidered…